New Release​

Golf Isn’t Just a Game. It’s a Language You Keep Getting Wrong.

The funniest golf book of the year — 101 Things Not to Say While Golfing With Your Boys! — is finally here. Laugh. Regret. Repeat.

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Why Every Golfer Needs This Book

Because the Only Thing More Dangerous Than Your Slice…
Is Your Mouth.

Let’s be honest — golf is the ultimate truth serum.

Spend four hours in the sun with your buddies, and someone’s guaranteed to say something they’ll never live down.

That’s where 101 Things Not to Say While Golfing With Your Boys! comes in — a laugh-out-loud, wildly relatable collection of stories about what happens when men mix ego, competition, and bad timing.

Written by Demetrius Brown, Founder of Play Loud Golf, this book captures the hilarious reality of golf’s unspoken rule:

💬 “Think twice. Swing once. Speak never.”
It’s more than humor — it’s a reminder of why we play, laugh, and roast each other for life.

Order Now — Before You Say Something You Can’t Take Back

What’s Inside

101 Reasons to Laugh at the Game You Love (and Yourself).

Every story hits differently — because you’ve lived them.

From “Close Enough to Touch” to “I Went Down On It Too Hard,” each tale is brutally funny, painfully honest, and dangerously close to your last round.

“Nice touch around the hole,” he said proudly.
The silence was deafening. Someone snorted. The cart girl giggled.
That’s when he realized… he’d never recover.

“Wow, he made me come.”
The words hung in the parking lot air like a shanked 7-iron.
Nobody spoke. Nobody moved.
Then came the laughter that still echoes three golf trips later.
This isn’t fiction — it’s golf. Real people. Real mistakes. Real laughter.
You’ll see your group in every story… and maybe yourself in too many of them.

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What Readers Are Saying​

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“Funniest thing I’ve read in years. Every story feels like my Sunday foursome. My wife couldn’t stop laughing either — probably because she’s heard me say half of these!”
Mike R. 9 Handicap and Repeat Offender
I have been working with these guys since years now! With lots of hard work and timely communication they made sure they delivered the best to me. Highly recommended!
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I have been working with these guys since years now! With lots of hard work and timely communication they made sure they delivered the best to me. Highly recommended!
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For the Golfer Who Has Everything — Except a Filter.

Whether it’s your dad, your husband, your best friend, or your boss who “definitely used to play scratch,” this book is the ultimate golf gift.
It’s the one thing guaranteed to get more laughs than his short game.

Perfect for:
– Father’s Day
– Birthdays
– Golf trips & tournaments

Secret Santa (for that one guy in the office who won’t stop talking about his handicap)

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There’s a Secret Inside These Pages…

Hidden within the book is a special surprise discount just for readers —
an exclusive offer on Play Loud Golf Polos

Because great laughter deserves great style.
You’ve already said too much on the course — now look good doing it.

Buy the Book — Unlock the Discount — Play Loud
Meet Demetrius Brown

The Man Who Said It All (and Then Wrote It Down).

Demetrius Brown is the Founder & CEO of Play Loud Golf, the brand redefining what it means to stand out on the course.

Known for his bold designs, sharper humor, and unfiltered authenticity, Demetrius brings his real-world experience — and mouth — straight to the page.

He’s not just writing about golf.

He’s writing about life, laughter, and the beauty of not taking yourself too seriously.

Order Now — Before You Say Something You Can’t Take Back

Website: www.plgolf.co
Email: support@plgolf.co

What’s Inside

Say Less. Laugh More. Order Today.

Whether you’re buying it for yourself, your golf buddies, or that one friend who “meant well,” this book will keep you laughing from the first page to the 19th hole.

Golf humbles us all — this book just does it with more style.

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